Hello and welcome to the first What the F%#k Friday of 2014! I couldn’t think of a better way to kick off the first Friday of theNew Year than with a a bumper edition of the random and ridiculous from my WTF files.
I was going through said files during the holidays and discovered some photos I’d completely forgotten about!
And since a couple of my mates have recently contributed a some beauties that I’ve been dying to share I felt I had no choice to share them with the world. You know, just in case the internet ever runs short of weird and crazy shit.
So without further ado…
Number Plates #2 – AKA “The Wanker Olympics”
There are so many number plate WTFs. JUST. SO. MANY!
In fact I could probably fill several posts entirely made up of with the bad, sad number plates I see around the place. I won’t though, because you could lose your faith in the human race entirely after reading a post like that.
So I’ve decided to focus on quality, and have re-named this section “The Wanker Olympics” in recognition of the fact that if you’ve made it here then you’ve managed to achieve truly world class levels of wankery indeed…
GOLD MEDAL: BMWs
BMW have taken out the gold not just based on the following examples, but also on the fact that they were also featured in the last WTF post which you can read here
H8ers Gonna H8
SILVER MEDAL: Audi
Although they are a newcomers to the Olympics Audi have made a very strong start, proving that they are competitors to watch in upcoming events…
Like a Natural Disaster…
BRONZE MEDAL: Mercedes
A solid effort here from Mercedes, who might have scored higher if the standard of the other competitors hadn’t been so high…
Still on the auto theme, car stickers give every day punters the chance to be a wanker without going to the expense of personalised number plates.
1. A Wagon on a Mission
I’m not sure what the owner of this vehicle is trying to achieve. It’s a bog standard tradie van – possibly owned by and electrician by the looks of all the cables inside. But there’s one thing that, as a woman, I can say with complete confidence…
There has never been, nor will there ever BE, any fanny in that wagon
2. Nanna’s Revenge
The problem with kids today is that they grow up, have kids and then expect their parents to be on-call babysitters. Grandparents today never get a moments piece what with all the picking up and dropping off they do!
But one Nanna got smart. She realised that if the grandkids were too embarrassed to get in the car then she might get her life back…
The score is now Nanna: 1 / Adult Children & Grandkids: 0
The world of signs provides rich pickings for a WTF hunter such as myself. Here are some of the best ones I’ve seen…
1. A New Kind of Quiche
Until now the French have traditionally dominated the Quiche market, bringing the world classics such as Quiche Loraine, Quiche Florentine and many more.
But the culinary world better get ready because Australia is finally ready to bring their own very special Quiche to the world..
2. Brisbane’s Biggest Bargain!
Look it’s a great price. Nobody, I think, would argue with that. It’s just that “value for money” would not necessarily be what I was looking for when contemplating this… procedure
3. The Royal Antediluvian Order of the Buffaloes
I have no idea what the Buffaloes do in their *snigger* Victory Temple, but I just BET it involved a secret handshake! I seriously had no idea places like this existed.
Also FYI antediluvian is my new favourite word.
4. Sleep is REALLY important.
You really do want to get a healthy sleep. Because otherwise you’ll end up next door…
There’s been a few pics and memes going around lately about westerners getting tattoos in Asian languages that pretty much translate to “foreigners are dickheads” and “how’d you like some Hep C with that tattoo?”.
So in the spirit of lighthearted international banter I thought I’d feature two AWESOME WTFs my friends captured in various parts of Asia…
The Magic Ingredient
It will be a very sad day indeed when I can pass up a poo joke. Because it will mean I am dead!
This awesome WTF was captured by my friend while on holiday in Thailand. And as she pointed out to me, cooking with Poo has been such a hit that this is the SECOND edition of the book!
Random Adult Breast-Feeding
Now before we start I want to make it clear that I have NO views whatsoever on the subject of extended breast-feeding. Basically their your boobs and you can do what you like with them.
But even so this has got to be one of the most bizzarre things I have ever seen – a true WTF in every sense.
This photo was taken by my friend Bree on a recent trip to Singapore, at a place called Har Paw Villa. Apparently it’s a trippy semi-religious theme park created by the brothers who invented Tiger Balm!
Well we’re nearly at the end of the first What the Fu%#K Friday (I TOLD you it was a bumper edition!), but there are just two more random WTFs that I’d like to leave you with.
This came up in the “People You May Know” section of LinkdIn. I had no idea there were marketing practitioners whose powers were so great they have gone over to the dark side…
ALL HAIL THE MULLET DUCK!
Wishing you all a magnificent 2014 full of the random and ridiculous 🙂